Written by razrlele
23:18 January 23, 2015
今夜晚饭还没吃完之时, 老爹牌友就一个电话一个电话接不停地催老爹去赶场子.
老娘:“这么迫不及待? 是有什么事情值得庆祝今天?”
老爹:“庆祝xxx(牌友)的女儿科目三过了!”
就这两句话逗我笑了一晚上.
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